Dear Mr. Salopek,
I think it’s really cool that you’re hiking the whole world. By the way, that makes mountain hiking seem like it’s a walk in the park. I wish I could go with you. I’d probably pass out half way through but it will still be fun. Quick question, can you tell me how long your beard gets if you don’t shave? I wonder where you are going to keep food, and if you run out what will you do? I wish you the best of luck taking 30 million steps.
Sincerely,
Alex
P.S. Watch out for Bigfoot
St. Martin’s-in-the-Field Episcopal School, Severna Park, MD